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[BLOG] Concerning the Future — Sharing my concerns and thoughts about the direction of the 2024 election results. [BLOG] The Humor of Monty Python — Prompted by a post about Monty Python, and how it inspires my own sense of humor. [BLOG] Seeing the World, Eating Cookies — A reflection of traveling Germanic Europe and being open to new cultures. [BLOG] The Schwartz Story Audience [BLOG] Dougie's Writing Journey — Detailing my writing journey of where I started as a writer and how I got to where I am. [BLOG] Thoughts on 3 Body Problem (SPOILERS!) — Pondering a couple of aspects of 3 Body Problem. Contains spoilers. [BLOG] Remakes - The Story Multiverse [BLOG] 9 Books to Get to Know Me — Expanding upon a social media chain of what books help introduce people to who I am. [BLOG] Bardic Knowledge — How RPG character development helps writing characters in fiction. [BLOG] From Hobby to Profession - Part Two [BLOG] From Hobby to Profession - Part One [BLOG] Game of Chicken, A — An original Schwartz Story inspired by a randomly generated prompt about a city slicker seeking his freedom by playing a small town sheriff in a game of Chicken. [BLOG] My Thoughts on AI — A collection of several random thoughts on AI and its usage. [BLOG] Conversations with Characters — Holding imaginary conversations to better develop characters. [BLOG] Learning Good from Bad (SPOILERS!) — Discussing how to learn better storytelling from exploring bad writing. [BLOG] Food in Fiction — Pondering the use of food included in fiction. [BLOG] The Benefits of Journaling — The different types of journals I keep and their benefits. [BLOG] Membership has its Privleges — Details of using subscriptions to access locked content. [BLOG] Wonka - Review and Predictions (SPOILERS!) — I discuss my favorite adaptation of Wonka and make predictions for a Wonka movie franchise. [BLOG] Eating My Own Doug Food — Being more mindful of the tools I have created to better support myself and other indie authors. [BLOG] Dougie vs. Social Media — What I dislike about social media and ways I suggest of improving it. [BLOG] The Q-ness of Humor — Humor has a codependency on other genres. [BLOG] Developer Bootcamp - The End? — We completed the long, three-month learning experience, but is this really the end of this educational journey? [BLOG] Developer Bootcamp - Final Exam — Dougie conquers the beast of all exams. [BLOG] Developer Bootcamp - Weeks Eleven and Twelve — Covering SQL, testing, debugging, and a mock interview. [BLOG] Developer Bootcamp - Week Ten — Learning databases. Learning remotely. Learning with a purpose. [BLOG] Developer Bootcamp - Week Nine — Next level Git and coding with EJS, plus kicking off the projects. [BLOG] Developer Bootcamp - Week Eight — Connecting the front and back ends, capstone project pitches, and a four or more hour test. [BLOG] Developer Bootcamp - Week Seven — Learning more React concepts and revisiting old projects. [BLOG] Developer Bootcamp - Week Six — Nearly halfway there and learning ReactJS, advanced JavaScript, and this. [BLOG] Developer Bootcamp - Week Five — Learning APIs, Express, and EJS. Plus, navigating bootcamp across a family vacation. [BLOG] Developer Bootcamp - Week Four — Continuing education with the ACC developer bootcamp. [BLOG] Developer Bootcamp - Week Three — Javascript, JQuery, DOM, and a lot of practice. [BLOG] Developer Bootcamp - Week Two — The 2nd week of bootcamp involving Bootstrap and Javascript [BLOG] Developer Bootcamp - Week One — First impression after a first week of a 14-week coding bootcamp. [BLOG] Yertle - A Book and Breakfast Blog — Recap of the Yertle Book and Breakfast Party event. [BLOG] Thank You Schwartz Family! — Recapping a wonderful Thanksgiving Day with my family. [BLOG] Big, Blue Changes — A brief overview of the major changes to the Checkered Scissors website. [BLOG] Is the Big 50 Challenge Over, Yet? — A recap of the Big 50 Challenge. [BLOG] The Selfish Comedian — A blog of taking ownership of a stupid comment and lessons learned from this experience. [BLOG] Planning the Big Five Oh — Thoughts on how to celebrate my 50th birthday. [BLOG] Under Lock and Key — Incorporating a user management system to my websites. [BLOG] A Session of Tutoring English — Sharing a customized tutoring session for a friend's son. [BLOG] A Christmas Treasure Hunt — Details of an Amazing Race-themed holiday treasure hunt. [BLOG] The Complexity of Teaching — My thoughts on the struggles of teaching from the perspective of a long-term substitute teacher. [BLOG] Humorous Branding — Rebranding myself as a humor author. [BLOG] Artificial Evolution — If humans impose an artificial layer over the world, how does this impact our evolution? [BLOG] Creative Mixed Media — Creative presentation of mixed media. [BLOG] Finding Theme — How to find the theme of a book. How writers approach theme when writing. [BLOG] Tools Other Than Checkered Scissors — What tools are available on the Checkered Scissors site? [BLOG] Reinventing a Story — The different ways authors have delivered the same story in a variety of formats. [BLOG] Motivation — Pondering How to motivate students to study and readers to read.. [BLOG] Warped History — How the whitewashing of history needs to be fixed, and how fiction can help people face those harsh truths. [BLOG] Over-Elaborate To Do List — More details about my ticketing system. [BLOG] Homemade Search Engine — Describing the working on the search engine I constructed to locate content on my author site. [BLOG] Experimental Fiction — Exploring some of my favorite modern forms of experimental storytelling. [BLOG] The Gray Area Between Hero and Villain — Talking about how characters become more interesting when they blur the lines between hero and villain. [BLOG] Social Marketing — My understanding (or lack there of) of social media and how best to use the platform for marketing. [BLOG] Alternate Realities — Creating the worlds in which we envision living. [BLOG] Glazomaniac — About my obsession with list making. [BLOG] E Pluribus Unum — My thoughts on what it might take to unite our country. [BLOG] Does the Character Know or Not? — Writing about what characters do and do not know. [BLOG] How Fan Fiction Benefits Writers — The benefits of writing fan-fiction. [BLOG] Good News Jar — The list of good news pulled from the Good News Jar for 2020. [BLOG] Making the Necessary Edits — The concept of corporate layoffs and how it relates to writing. [BLOG] Considering Kwanzaa — What I have learned about Kwanzaa and why I would love to celebrate it properly. [BLOG] Creative Solutionist — Striving to find creative solutions for difficult problems. [BLOG] Where Editing Goes Wrong — Discussing editing for correctness versus editing for content when it comes to an already released work. [BLOG] My Vision of the World — How a German cross-dresser encapsulates my vision of the world. [BLOG] The Appeal of Twin Peaks — Detailing my daughter's experience with Twin Peaks and what I appreciate about this unique series. [BLOG] Evolving Traditions — My thoughts on traditions and why I am okay with changing traditions. [BLOG] Crossing the Troll Bridge — A character study in three scenarios in which I try to understand the inner workings of internet troll behavior. [BLOG] Wabi-Sabi Writing — The appreciation and embracing of imperfections. [BLOG] Teaching Fiction to Animals — How one might approach teaching a creature who has little to no understanding of language how to appreciate fiction. [BLOG] Self Review of Checkered Scissors — Giving my own book a critical look and writing my own review. [BLOG] Websurfing the Witching Hour — Pointing out strange anomalous behavior on the website. [BLOG] The Art of Propaganda — How to recognize propaganda by looking more closely to how it is written. [BLOG] Warning Signs — Pondering why people choose to look the other way when presented with blunt warning signs meant to protect them. [BLOG] True to Self, or True to Form? — Is it better to tailor a story to better fit a genre? Or, stay true to yourself and your style of writing, despite genre boundaries and guidelines? [BLOG] My Fascination with Alice in Wonderland — How my writing is inspired by the elements of Alice in Wonderland. [BLOG] My Fascination with Time Travel — How my writing is inspired by my deep fascination with time travel theories. [BLOG] Do These Genres Make My Story Look Fat? — Matching a story to a genre. [BLOG] A Positive Bake — Building upon what you know. [BLOG] Harry Potter - A Writer's Perspective — Observations of the Harry Potter series. [BLOG] 45 is Guano Crazy — Why 45 should NOT be prez. [BLOG] Dirk vs. Dirk — How people process the same source differently. [BLOG] Togetherness — The power of workings together. [BLOG] Reality Fiction—Backstage—Recruitment Tour — How the first season's candidates of Rality Fiction could have been recruited. [BLOG] Embracing the Weirdness — How to connect with the unusual. [BLOG] Superpowers — If you had super powers, how would you use them? [BLOG] Why Are You Doubting Yourself? — What sets off self doubt and how do you combat it? [BLOG] Juneteenth — Thoughts about racism and Juneteenth. [BLOG] Choices — Making a choice and dealing with the consequences. [BLOG] What Was the Question? — The Big Question in stories. [BLOG] Discomfort Zone — Turning outrage into change. [BLOG] Writing Road Signs — Feedback from my editor. [BLOG] Next Evolution of Storytelling — Different storytelling delivery methods. [BLOG] Pandemic Lessons Learned — What I hope the world learns from this pandemic. [BLOG] Honesty in Writing — On the subject of death. The saddest moments of my life. [BLOG] Pigeonholed Author — Assumptions and typecasting. [BLOG] A Very Boring Blog — How to cope with boredom. [BLOG] Ticket Tracker - Exposed — Sharing the ticket tracking system with the public. [BLOG] Church of Checkered Scissors — Starting a church based on my book. [BLOG] How to be Creative — How to exercise your creativity. [BLOG] How to Write Stories — How to go from not having an idea to creating stories to bring ideas to life. [BLOG] Go Around, Again! — Celebrating another birthday by being comfortable with my life. [BLOG] Ticket Tracker — An overview of the ticket tracking system designed for the UberPlan. [BLOG] It's All Connected — A description for a master project encompassing all five ideal jobs. [BLOG] 2020 Vision — Goals and resolutions for 2020. [BLOG] Christmas Letter to You — Many Christmas traditions. [BLOG] One Banana is Worth a Million Books — The craziness (and creativeness) of marketing. [BLOG] Color Bursts — How artists and authors can feed people's thoughts. [BLOG] Thankful — Happy Thanksgiving 2019! [BLOG] Wholesomeness vs. Offensiveness — The world has lost much of its wholesomeness and has become a more offensive place, causing people to become more defensive. [BLOG] How I Would Save the World — Thoughts on a self-sustaining model. [BLOG] Hello, My Name is... — The glory of name tags. [BLOG] The Ghosts in My Life — Who ya gonna call? Ghostbloggers! [BLOG] To Build a Brand (Writing Style) — Figuring out how to best brand my fiction. [BLOG] Slippery Slope — Struggling with issues and gaining traction. [BLOG] Major Website Changes — Brief summary of the recent website changes. [BLOG] Time for a Career Change — Career change and writing job search. [BLOG] The Selfishness of Art — Is the act of creating art selfish? [BLOG] "Fan Fiction kills the original" — Does fan fiction harm the original work? [BLOG] This Author's Toolbox — The various tools this website has to offer. [BLOG] Return of the Black Sheep — Finding acceptance in being different. [BLOG] Star Wars - A Prediction — Prediction of Star Wars Episode Nine. [BLOG] What Teacher Appreciation Week means to me — Expressing my appreciation to all the teachers in my life. [BLOG] Interview with Katherine Luck — Interview about the How to Write Like blog. [BLOG] Time Traveler Logic Puzzle — Presenting an original logic puzzle touching on the theme of time travel fo the Time Travel Themed Birthday Weekend. [BLOG] Time Travel Birthday Weekend - Recap — Best birthday weekend ever! [BLOG] Sharing Ideas — Sharing ideas as creative prompts. [BLOG] Airing of Grievances — Around the time of Festivus is the Airing of Grievances. My list contains more constructive grievances. [BLOG] Do Over! — If you could change something to potentially make it better, would you? [BLOG] The Pledge — Thoughts on writing and reciting pledges. [BLOG] Where to Begin — How to start writing stories. [BLOG] Recipe for an Author Page — Suggestions for designing an author website. [BLOG] Go Around the Room — Talking about a pet peeve of mine going around the room saying a little something about ourselves. [BLOG] Speaking What is Written — How video editing is similar to writing. [BLOG] Juggling Act — Finding balance between projects and pastimes. [BLOG] Bullied or Ignored? — How promoting a book is like being the new kid in school. [BLOG] Are You Not Critical Enough? — Accepting a more critical approach to your writing in order to improve. [BLOG] Parody -- Flattering or Insulting? — The pros and cons of parody. [BLOG] To the Honk of My Own Trumpet — Staying true to oneself despite peer pressure to follow a more normal behavior. [BLOG] Organizing Thoughts — Thoughts on keeping my thoughts organized.
In the other blog , I shared my research for taking writing from a hobby to a profession. Based on that blog, this is how I have evaluated myself in each of the categories...
If you want to be a writer...write a lot
I would say I have had a lot of practice, both fiction and non-fiction. I write something often, whether capturing notes for a project, journaling, or a work of fiction. Writing every day is not always possible. And, face it, sometimes my brain needs a break. Even trainers know to take breaks from exercising, or focus exercising on different areas.
As for being professional? I do not hire an editor for every blog, newsletter, or update, but these go through rounds of self-editing. Of the works I sell, these have been peer reviewed and professionally edited before released to the public. The short stories I share are more like the blog with rounds of self-editing. When, and if, these short stories are to be sold, they will go through the same professional editing as the longer works. Even with editing, I have caught mistakes and remedied the aituation as soon as I can, equivalent to software developers issuing updates and patches.
If you want to be a writer...read a lot
I do read, but not a lot. I have friends and family members who are more voracious readers than me. They consume books like competitive eaters consume hot dogs. Me? I like to read a bit to relax at the end of the day.
While I do not read a lot quantity-wise, I have read a variety of books, not just the ones I gravitate towards. I have learned more about characters from reading a friend's romance novel. Stephen King and Terry Pratchett are both excellent at developing characters, and each have different approaches. I have learned from some authors who are excellent world builders, and noted caution areas where others leave gaping plot holes. Exploring a variety of authors has helped me develop my writing voice. Reading a variety of authors has shown me different perspectives.
Overcome your what holds you back
In my youth, most of my writing had only been shared with teachers until I shared an original short story with a group of other writers at a writing workshop. That environment did wonders to my writing ego. I loved hearing praise from others, and I learned a lot from my peers about how to improve my writing. I have learned more from my peers than my teachers from school. I suggest finding a good writing workshop or peer critique group. If there are none in your area, please reach out to me and I will share my notes on how to start your own.
Also, I have been part of some of the toughest peer writing groups where the feedback could be more destructive. The way some of these writers went about trashing the others' works did not seem all that good. However, when I paid attention to the underling message (without all the venom), there were nuggets to learn from. In fact, I have also learned from listening to feedback on other people's works, too.
Treat it like any other vocation
I suggest treating your writing profession better. In fact, I would amend the suggestion to be "Treat it like any vocation you take pride in". If you have worked a job just to earn a paycheck, you probably did not treat the job well, and the job probably did not treat you well, either. However, when you have worked on a project you are proud of, even when the work environment is toxic, you put up with a lot more, because you have poured a lot of yourself into that project. Build the work environment you would want to work. Surround yourself with people who will help you, and avoid (as best you can) those who tear you down.
I treat my writing in a professional manner. I love writing. There are other areas of self-publishing, especially marketing, where I have not been as professional as I should be. And, because of that, these areas slip.
Respect the profession and the Industry
I respect others I work with in all aspects of self-publishing, and I try to express my appreciation for their input.
For the peer writing group, I respect my peers by offering constructive criticism. Plus, I am not the peer who only shows up for my own feedback and absent for other's feedback.
Sometimes, I encounter people who look down on my choice to self-publish. I remain respectful to them, but I try to explain why I chose the self-publishing path over the traditional path. I hope they listen and respect my decision.
I may not always give the perception I treat my own work with respect, but I do take writing humorous fiction very seriously.
Don't quit your day job!
The number of times I have left my day job is small compared to the number of times my day job has left me. I know day jobs can take a lot out of you. It can be difficult finding balance between what you need to do with what you want to do. When I have worked eight-hour days, I have made time to continue working on my own projects. I used to get up a couple hours earlier to work on my own projects before working on everyone else's. Like that reinvesting suggestion in the other part of the blog, I worked out a deal with my wife to take a small portion of my paycheck to invest into my writing business. Those small amounts added up for me to hire my editors.
Maintain your network!
Like marketing, I am not always good with maintaining my network. I do what I can to help support other writers by running a peer writing group and offering various writing tools on my website. I do not mingle as often as I should when there are book-related events in the area.
One problem I face is connecting with humor-related writing peers. Other genres have established groups for horror, romance, mystery, historical fiction, and so on. Humor is sometimes attached to these other genres, but are not always considered its own genre (even though bookstores have a Humor section). What I need to do is connect with these other genre groups to connect with those who add humor within those genres.
Focus. Set Goals.
I get way too many ideas. I have made the mistake of letting one project slip while I focus too much on another project. When I make better plans and know what to focus on, I get a lot more accomplished. One problem I often face is being one person wanting to work on many projects. I cannot afford to hire others to do the work, and often it is work I enjoy doing. It takes focus and determination to bring projects to a satisfying completion.
As much as my wife teases me about over-planning, working off outlines and checklists helps maintain a project's focus for me. I may set (and miss) my own deadlines. This all touches back on how much respect I show the project. I plan each week to know what projects to focus on, and at the end of the week, I hold myself accountable for not sticking to the plan.
Create a writer's website
My website is both a tool and another creative outlet. It is a creative outlet, because I figure out what I want to present on the site and program it myself. The site is more of a Swiss Army knife of tools for different tasks. I blog from it. I showcase my written works. I present tools, like the review writer or the writing prompt generator, for myself and others to use. I offer suggestions for books that have helped my writing. It offers a lot for a variety of reasons.
Build up a portfolio
I have built up a sizable portfolio over the years. I have shared over fifty works, including short stories, a novel, poetry, fan-fiction, and so on. Between my writing, gaming and archived older blogs, I have posted over 200 blog entries. Even my freelancing portfolio includes over fifty items of a variety of technical and creative documents. The gaming website might not be much at the moment, but for my author site, I have written thousands of lines of code and content. All of this is a vast portfolio demonstrating what I am capable of and what I have accomplished.
Look for opportunities
I am hit or miss when it comes to opportunities. I have a list of ways I could promote my book, some I have explored deeper, and others I have had to table, either because of insufficient funds, not finding help in the right places, or focus needed elsewhere.
However, I have taken chances with some success. When I released Spilt Milk, I reached out to a local bakery to host a Milk and Cookies book release party. I did something similar for Yertle the Fried Egg. Some chances pay off, some don't. I learn, adjust, and move forward based on both the good and the bad outcomes.
Conclusion
Where do I stand on the writing spectrum? I'd say I am well beyond hobbyist, but not quite to the success of professional. My successes I contribute to enjoying what I do and sticking to it, even when things are rough. As for my failures, I strive to learn and grow from my mistakes. And, I try to push myself to be better in my weaker areas, like marketing. Also, I could do much better improving my network. Going through this list was a great exercise, and has contributed to the list of ideas and projects to keep moving to higher and higher levels.
Related Content: From Hobby to Profession - Part One (blog) Bardic Knowledge (blog)
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