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       [UPDATE]  Melting Like Popsicles — What I have been working on through May and preparing for the summer.
       [UPDATE]  Pass Me the Updoug — The usual nonsense and shenanigans.
       [UPDATE]  Excitement Contained...Barely — Another glimpse into the madness, which is Dougie.
       [UPDATE]  Working on Stuff in Order to do Stuff — Update about what I have been up to in February.
       [UPDATE]  Please Use a Clean Plate — What I have been up to throughout December and January.
       [UPDATE]  The End (of the Year) is Nigh! — Detailing the busy month of November and the continuing of the holidays.
       [UPDATE]  Writing the Wrong (Stuff) — A brief overview of what I have been working on since the last news update in May.
       [UPDATE]  May, the Warm Up Band — Update for all the fun I got up to in May and leading into the summer.
       [UPDATE]  Caffeinated Puppy — Lost of stuff happened in April.
       [UPDATE]  Missing Time Suggests Alien Abduction — I must have been busy
       [UPDATE]  Approaching with Caution — In my personal news, projects ramp up with the library and I prepare myself for rejoining the Real World.
       [UPDATE]  Folding Road Maps — Knowing how to get from A to Z is going to take a lot of road maps. Hit it!
       [UPDATE]  Many Spinning Plates — When news is more like a game show or holiday special.
       [UPDATE]  Tables of Food, Tables of Content — I love when the creation of one thing either exposes something needing improvement or another great idea.
       [UPDATE]  Working on the Peripheral — Improvements to the interview process, UI work, and other things.
       [UPDATE]  Pleasing Project Progress — As a co-worker had said, sometimes you need to slow down to speed up.
       [UPDATE]  Project Hansel and Gretel — Introducing breadcrumbs! Organizing too many tickets. And, leaping back into the workplace fray!
       [UPDATE]  Where in the World is Dougie Schwartz? — This update involves England, Scotland, Ireland, the Beatles, and Charlie Brown.
       [UPDATE]  Your Opinions, Please — Looking for feedback on the changes that have been made to the website, the content of the newsletter, and what future features you might find useful.
       [UPDATE]  Spoilers, Dirty Content, Horror, and Rudeness — This status contains details about the site upgrades and improvements, and a few non-work related topics.
       [UPDATE]  The Monster at the End of the Status Update — Mainly working on pre-building content to improve the site content.
       [UPDATE]  Newments and Improvements — The bi-weekly status report that briefly describes upcoming changes to the website, a brief review of my new favorite movie, and a couple other little tidbits.
       [UPDATE]  Pardon My Dust, Construction Zone Ahead — Discussing the attempts of my Big 50 challenges.
       [UPDATE]  My God! It's Full of Ideas! — Juggling all the ideas in my head.
       [UPDATE]  The Challenge of Too Many Challenges — Kicking of the Big 50 Challenge and behind-the-scenes work.
       [UPDATE]  Mr Doug is Turning Fifty — Preparations for celebrating my 50th birthday.
       [UPDATE]  Creative Crop Circles — Thinking about how to celebrate my birthday while juggling various projects.
       [UPDATE]  Apart from Wordle... — Home repairs and player accounts.
       [UPDATE]  Kicking Off the New Year — Coming off the holidays, ready to face the new year.
       [UPDATE]  Where's Hippopotamus?! — Pre-holiday shenanigans.
       [UPDATE]  Two Big Questions — The questions are not "Where am I?" and "Where are my pants?"
       [UPDATE]  Sharing is Caring — Teaching is a rough profession.
       [UPDATE]  Me Good at English? — Stepping down the path towards teaching.
       [UPDATE]  Simplification, Please. — The KISS Rule - Keep It Simple, Stupid!
       [UPDATE]  Self Torture and Other Fun Activities — As if I need one more activity, I should pick up cloning as a hobby.
       [UPDATE]  Funny Ha Ha, or Funny Peculiar? — Humor authors are often a bit of both.
       [UPDATE]  School Has Given Me a Lot to Think About. — Wrapping up the school year and kicking off summer.
       [UPDATE]  They Need a Guy Like Me — Teaching English and driving.
       [UPDATE]  Long-Term Subbing and Other Adventures — Accepting a long-term gig.
       [UPDATE]  Self-Service Interviews with a side of Randomness — Some of the fine tools this site has to offer.
       [UPDATE]  Searching Content, Hidden Fiction — Some days my focus is all over the place.
       [UPDATE]  Searching for Answers — Incorporating a content searching tool into the site.
       [UPDATE]  Orchard of Low-Hanging Fruit — Sometime the little things add up to a big accomplishment.
       [UPDATE]  Surviving Snowmegeddon — That was a LOT of snow!
       [UPDATE]  Subs, Pubs, and Flubs — Otherwise known as The Good, The Meh, and the Tired
       [UPDATE]  A Werehouse Full of Fiction — In which there is a bit of bragging about my weird stories.
       [UPDATE]  Reading, writing, and way too many baked goods. — Recovering from the holidays.
       [UPDATE]  Happy holidays! — The Holidays...Oof! Amiright?
       [UPDATE]  Small Steps Make Great Strides — A peek behind the curtain.
       [UPDATE]  Now with more scissors! (snip, snip) — Every little bit helps.
       [UPDATE]  The Specific Ocean — Will anyone really see this?
       [UPDATE]  It's All About the Content — If Content is king, what are the Queen, Bishop, and Rook?
       [UPDATE]  The Presentation of Relevant Information — Shining the light in the right places.
       [UPDATE]  Dougie... The Overplanner — Sometimes, it takes overthinking to realize I was right the first time.
       [UPDATE]  Reality Fiction Needs You! — Recruiting writers for a bit of experimental fiction.
       [UPDATE]  One Stop Shop — Keeping myself organized.
       [UPDATE]  Reviews, Tools, and Tools for Writing Reviews — Aaaah...Comfort books.
       [UPDATE]  Meanwhile...In the Fortress of Self-Isolation — I hate leaf blowers.
       [UPDATE]  Reading, Writing, and a Word Count — My compost heap is deep.
       [UPDATE]  Perpetual Cereal — Does it come with a toy prize at the bottom of the box?
       [UPDATE]  Pandemic Projects — I have eaten a LOT of Chinese food.
       [UPDATE]  Projected Focus — The usual juggling on a slippery slope.
       [UPDATE]  Day Whatever of the Coronavirus Pandemic — Making tick marks on the wall.
       [UPDATE]  A Degree in the Mad Arts — I could be a Mad Ice Cream Man.
       [UPDATE]  Go, Dougie! It's your birthday! — Raise the roof!
       [UPDATE]  More of Doug's Crazy Ideas — Drip, drip, drip went the Idea Faucet.
       [UPDATE]  Call the Doctor! I ate too many cookies. — If you have tried my gingerbread cookies, you would eat too many, also.
       [UPDATE]  Spilt Milk? Fried Eggs? Why do I write about food? — I am a Word Chef!
       [UPDATE]  Going Cross-Eyed — The dark arts will do that to you.
       [UPDATE]  Taking Steps in the Write Direction — One step in front of the other.
       [UPDATE]  Writing, Writing, and More Writing — Did I mention writing?
       [UPDATE]  Written Out of the Story — Just one too many.
       [UPDATE]  The Ice Cream Man Cometh — Is Donut Delivery Man a thing?
       [UPDATE]  What's Going On? — The first status update.